mycroftsumbrella:

hipstersbleedroses:

vicivefallen:

strawtography:

iceeyu:

cmkz:

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012:

AND NOW!

welp. 

“Is that her ring?” I asked.

………oh god.

“TO THE PATIO!”

“Using the sponge, rub gently in a circular motion.”

I’m not even joking.

Oh. My. God.

“The air, when I entered, was full of falling drops of moisture.”

“All ended up crammed into his mouth.”

’ “I should head home actually,” I said. ‘

Accurate.

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