So I remember this one time when Hannah was visiting, she took me, Cait and Jess for a drive, and we ended up doing laps of the main street, and then we started following these P platers.
And we followed them all the way to the park, and they got out, and we got out, and they were hiding across the park from us, and we were shouting across to each other, and we were trying to find them, and then these other people pulled up behind our car and were swearing and stuff and we were like WTF WE’RE GONNA BE KILLED BY SOME RANDOM GANG so we ran across the other side of the park and found them crouched behind a tree with literally the same thought as us.
So we hid behind the tree and when they moved away from our cars we piss bolted and jumped in our cars and sped off.
And then we went up on the hill and walked around and talked and got to know each other and stuff
And then we drove some more and Hannah got pulled over by an under cover cop who SO BADLY WANTED TO FINE HER FOR SOMETHING BUT WE WERE DOING NOTHING WRONG and then we found the guys waiting around the corner for us
So we went to the Wagga beach and just chilled.
And it was an awesome night and we didn’t go home until like 2am and I’ve never even seen the guys again.
And it was just amazing and I want that to happen again. I miss meeting random people that I’m never gonna see again, and doing random shit that I’d never planned.
So this one time, I thought I needed to poo, so I went to the toilet, but all I did was fart. So I got up, and I went to put the toilet seat back down, and in the toilet was a piece of corn.
Me and my brother were the only ones over 10 who weren’t parents.. We also seemed to be the only ones who enjoyed ourselves (Taken with Instagram)
Oh my God. A spider just did the cutest thing (which is something I never thought I’d say).
I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth, and there was this small black spider sitting on the edge of the sink, and I blew on him in an attempt to make him move, and rather than move or get angry at me, he simply hid his head under his front four legs.
NO. DON’T TRY AND TELL ME IT WAS SOME KIND OF THREATENING ‘I’M GETTING READY TO KILL YOU’ STANCE, OR WHATEVER. IT WAS CUTE. HE WAS BEING CUTE. HE WAS PROTECTING HIMSELF FROM MY (probably bad) BREATH.
I just said “OH THANK YOU, YOU’RE SO LOVELY, IF YOU’RE SURE YOU DON’T WANT IT I WILL HAVE THE LAST BISCUIT” to my empty bedroom so I wouldn’t feel like such a fatty for eating a pack of biscuits …
So back when I was in year 10, I had this huge group of friends and we’d all get together like, every weekend and sometimes after school (basically whenever we could) and we’d chill out somewhere like at the park or at my place or at Rhys’s place or whatever, and we’d just chill, watch movies, talk, be dicks, etc etc.
Any way one night we were all at my place in the back room, as per usual, and there was probably a Doctor Who DVD going in the background or whatever, and we had the lounge folded out as a bed, as always, and I was lying between Jop and Rhys (yay for names that mean nothing to pretty much anyone reading this), and we were just chatting or whatever, and my brother came in with this foam ball shooter thing and started shooting at us, and Jop wanted a turn, so Steven gave it to Jop and then, well…. Jop decided to shoot a ball down my jeans… Thing is, after he did that, it disappeared.
Like, honestly. Down my jeans, then BAM disappeared. Completely gone. After that, my brother was forever short one ball, and we have no fucking idea what happened to it. Rhys, Jop and Steven came up with a theory about my arse being a black hole, but really, we have no fucking idea where it went.
Hung out with Hayley for a bit this afternoon and she’d bought me a copy of TTSS (wheee can’t wait to read it) and she’d made me a Captain Unicorn figure!
Wagga feels kinda insane today. It’s so weird… They had to call in the riot police from Sydney because of looting, and all the streets down in central are blocked off and they wouldn’t even let Dwayne down to his house to get his medication. There are police everywhere! And all the smaller suburb shopping centers are packed because no one can do their shopping in central at the moment, and things are being ordered in from Albury because we’re run out, or whatever. It’s so odd.
So I believe it’s secretly a zombie apocalypse and the whole flood thing is just a cover up so they don’t cause a panic or anything. They’re coming for us.